intelmaster moaned: DUCTTAPEFANDOM: I try, and I do, please don't be sad portal

SP: Dont worry im fine , just a little emotional thats all.

Anonymous moaned: what if wheatley was a robot who couldnt control his feelings and one day his anger lashed out and killed chell and when he finally came to her was sobbing and holding her body close.

Anonymous moaned: you and deadllex fight like an old married couple

SP: he starts it… 

SP: Hes a moron, but hes my moron.

(( portal <3< Deadllex ))

Raymun: Well looks like my time is up… Uhm..

Raymun: I just.. I just want to thank the muses for helping me

Raymun: and that I appreciate them..and their kindness in my time of need

Raymun: So thanks…I’ll miss you guys.

sirjude moaned: Oh crap! Uhm... Well.. You can do it! I'm sure there's some way to get out of that pixely palace. Just remember to think with Portals, that outta help!

sirjude:

portal-fandom:

sirjude:

portal-fandom:

Raymun: I dont even have a portal gun with me! All I have a is a replica of one! That I didnt even bring to this universe!

Well… I’ll be cheering for you. I’m sure the rest of the muns will be here with hot chocolate if anything does go wrong. Unfortunately I don’t really know how I can help from over here.

You have my sword though, so I shall send courage your way to aid you in your efforts! I doubt there”ll be too many problems that you can’t solve with the help of friends.

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Raymun: are you guys sitting over there and enjoying the show?!!?!? 

Raymun: GUYS DRAW ME SOME ARMOR OR SOMETHING! 

Raymun: PORTALISNT GOOD AT DRAWING SO SHES NOT GONNA DO IT

Raymun: CMON HELP A BROTHA OUT.

I.. don’t know why I didn’t think of that sooner. Here, have a chestpiece! I could only forge it so fast so I made sure to put some mind stuff in it just to be sure,

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See, it’s sparkly, therefore it is enchanted.

Raymun: How do I even put this on? 

Raymun: Do I have an inventory system??

Anonymous moaned: So how is it switching places with your mun?

Portal: This world is so much easier to stay alive in and no magic anon can touch me here… until the magic anon runs out.

too-cute-fandom moaned: Miss Powtaw Pawenfasees Voice Wady! Awe you okay? You wook scawed!

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Raymun: I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING! 

Raymun: I dont..know…how I even got here!

Raymun: DONT HURT ME THOUGH , I JUST..SWITCHED WITH MY MUSE I THINK!

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Yeah! You don’t have to wowwy about not doing weww, anyway, since you awen’t da Sbuwb pwayew! You just have to wait it out.

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…So…does dis mean dat Powtaw’s witing youw wowds and actions and stuff?

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Raymun: Is that what that assholes doing?  wonderful person is doing?

Raymun:… I didnt say that

A giggle rises up and you can’t hold it back.

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It wooks wike muses awe mowe powewfuw dan muns, huh? Da age-owd question has been ans—

I HAVE A CWUSH ON DA FWEE! FANDOM!

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..!!

-she looked shocked at the sudden outburst-

Raymun: uhm… are you alright?? What was that about? 

sirjude moaned: Oh crap! Uhm... Well.. You can do it! I'm sure there's some way to get out of that pixely palace. Just remember to think with Portals, that outta help!

sirjude:

portal-fandom:

sirjude:

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Raymun: I dont even have a portal gun with me! All I have a is a replica of one! That I didnt even bring to this universe!

It’s worth a try? I mean there are plenty of people… well in this world, so you’re sure to get some answer.

Raymun: I dont have any phone service though.

Raymun: but I think the last thing I saw was a magic anon and it only lasted for the rest of today.

Raymun: So I think I’ll be ok.

Raymun: Just gotta make it through the rest of this day.

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Raymun: I hope.

Well… I’ll be cheering for you. I’m sure the rest of the muns will be here with hot chocolate if anything does go wrong. Unfortunately I don’t really know how I can help from over here.

You have my sword though, so I shall send courage your way to aid you in your efforts! I doubt there”ll be too many problems that you can’t solve with the help of friends.

Raymun: are you guys sitting over there and enjoying the show?!!?!? 

Raymun: GUYS DRAW ME SOME ARMOR OR SOMETHING! 

Raymun: PORTALISNT GOOD AT DRAWING SO SHES NOT GONNA DO IT

Raymun: CMON HELP A BROTHA OUT.

Anonymous moaned: *pops in through the ceiling* hello I have a delivery * places cupcake in front of you* have a nice day *leaves*

Raymun: what in the frickle frackle but snackle?!

Raymun: awh who cares I GOT A CUPCAKE !

Raymun: This isnt so bad anymore!

sirjude moaned: Oh crap! Uhm... Well.. You can do it! I'm sure there's some way to get out of that pixely palace. Just remember to think with Portals, that outta help!

sirjude:

portal-fandom:

sirjude:

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Raymun: I dont even have a portal gun with me! All I have a is a replica of one! That I didnt even bring to this universe!

Hmm… that does raise a good point. And if it’s anything like the Labs you’d probably need the portal gun to get there. You could always improvice, what do you have around you?

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Raymun: All I have is my phone..but I dont think I get service in this world

It’s worth a try? I mean there are plenty of people… well in this world, so you’re sure to get some answer.

Raymun: I dont have any phone service though.

Raymun: but I think the last thing I saw was a magic anon and it only lasted for the rest of today.

Raymun: So I think I’ll be ok.

Raymun: Just gotta make it through the rest of this day.

Raymun: I hope.

fandombound--avasdemon moaned: Oh my, we h@ve @ hum@n. @ cute little mun. Wh@t sh@ll we do with her?

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Raymun: WHAT IS THAT?! WHY DOES SHE HAVE HORNS?!

Raymun: DONT TOUCH ME , I’LL SPRAY YOU WITH LEMONADE!

AD: Jeez Louise, you’re quite @ntsy. I h@ve horns bec@use I’m @ demon, @nd I @ctu@lly h@ve never h@d lemon@de.

AD: @re you ok@y?

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Raymun: Lets make a deal here, you dont hurt me and I’ll give you lemonade?!

Raymun: ehh sound good?

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Raymun: Ehh?? Deal??? 

AD: I w@sn’t going to hurt you.

AD: I just w@nted to th@nk you.

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Raymun: Thank me?

Raymun: For what??

AD: For Port@l, of course. I m@y h@ve only met her once, but from wh@t I’ve seen @nd he@rd @bout her, she’s re@lly gre@t.

AD: LoZ’s lucky to h@ve her. He t@lks @bout her @ll the time. She sure is someone I look up to.

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Raymun: Well to be honest I created her for my self. 

Raymun: I felt kinda lonely not being able to discuss my greatest enjoyment with other people and well

Raymun: Now I have someone to share my feelings with.

Raymun: Portal and Portal 2 may just seem like a game but… it really helps me feel better about everything.

Raymun: Sorry I dont meant to rant.

AD: It’s fine. I feel like it c@n help with things sometimes. Besides, I’m pretty sure th@t;s why I w@s cre@ted, too.

AD: But you seem @ bit sc@red. Do you w@nt me to show you @round? Or just be @round for when sc@rier f@ndoms come? Well, I’m pretty sc@ry, but th@t’s no the point here.

AD: Or you c@n, you know, tell me more @bout Port@l @nd Port@l 2. I’ve never pl@yed them before, @nd @ll I know @bout them is robots. 

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Raymun: Oh if you could show me around that would be great!!!

Raymun: and as for telling you about portal its a bit of a complicated story line.

AD: I’d love to show you @round! I hope you don’t mind fire, though. It doesn’t hurt, it’s just the f@stest w@y.

AD: Come on! There’s much to see!

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Raymun: Fire eh? cant be too bad. 

Raymun: Alright! Lead the way!

AD: @lright!

-she grabs the mun’s hand and a fire start around their feet, spreading up and around them-

AD: Don’t worry. I’t s@ll p@rt of m@gic-science-stuff. You’ll be fine.

-the fire covers their vision and when its gone, they’re at a whole other place-

AD: This is LoZ’s pl@ce. He’s prob@bly not home right now, but who knows? I thought you’d might w@nt to come here since Port@l knows him. 

Raymun: LoZ? … Tylers Muse.. oooohhhhhhhhhh!

Raymun: So this is what it looks like in person.. more pretty that how I imagined it. Quite pleasant!

Raymun: I can see why people would want to come here, very peaceful.

ask-thestevenuniverse-fandom moaned: Uh, heyyyyyyy. I sure hope that you don't freak out or at least go crazy... but hi.

Raymun: Uhhhh Hey….

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