Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Ffs I hate this post

deadllex-fandom moaned: "Portal..."

deadllex-fandom:

portal-fandom:

portal-fandom:

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-She froze at the sound of that voice, she knew it, she knew that voice anywhere. It belonged to that guy she once was about to married. Then he never showed up and she felt like an idiot thinkin she’d ever have a happy ending. Portal was too scared to turn around , she didnt want to face him. -

SP: …

She gathered her self and clenched her fist. She wanted to punch him , she wanted to ask where he’d been. She wanted answers from him , but she couldnt get over the fact that he was standing before her . She thrusted her fist towards his chest but stopped an inch before making contact.

SP:… Where the fuck have you been?

Seeing her in pain only made him feel in pain more then he felt. Taking a deep breath he grabbed her pulling her in close wrapping his lanky arms around her holding on tightly. “I’m sorry if I worried you babe. To be honest I don’t even know. All I remember was I was hanging out with some friends before the big day then it’s all Blank…”

She wraps both her arms around him. The moment hit her , and she couldnt hold back her tears any longer , and burried her face into his chest to hide it. She held on tighter making sure he was real and he was actually there.

SP: .. I m-missed you so m-much ,moron  

deadllex-fandom moaned: "Portal..."

deadllex-fandom:

portal-fandom:

portal-fandom:

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-She froze at the sound of that voice, she knew it, she knew that voice anywhere. It belonged to that guy she once was about to married. Then he never showed up and she felt like an idiot thinkin she’d ever have a happy ending. Portal was too scared to turn around , she didnt want to face him. -

SP: …

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-The moment he touched her she turned around to see his face. She wanted to punch him but she was still frozen and didnt know how to process her feelings. She wants to ask so many questions and give him hell. She just stood there and starred at him, until finally he muttered his name-

SP: … Deadllex?

Seeing the sudden tear fill her beautiful eyes he, himself froze. Bringing his hand up to wipe them away he didn’t speak for a moment but patted her head instead. A heavy sigh escaped from his helmet as he dropped his hands beside him. “Portal—” He started again but paused a bit nervous to speak. There were many things he wanted to say but didn’t think it was the right time, so instead he though maybe something he’d normally say would break the ice. “Hey there Portal Babe, Why you crying over such a loser anyway. You’re tougher then that dork.”

She gathered her self and clenched her fist. She wanted to punch him , she wanted to ask where he’d been. She wanted answers from him , but she couldnt get over the fact that he was standing before her . She thrusted her fist towards his chest but stopped an inch before making contact.

SP:… Where the fuck have you been?

(( Here have some bad ass Portal fandom <3 )) 

(( Happy Munday I think . Havnt done this in a while )) 

Anonymous moaned: fangirl-fandomstuck: Hi there portal ^^

fangirl-fandomstuck:

portal-fandom:

SP: Hello there!

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TF: It’s been a while since we’ve talk :) How have you been?

SP: Ive been pretty good how about your self?

deadllex-fandom moaned: "Portal..."

deadllex-fandom:

portal-fandom:

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-She froze at the sound of that voice, she knew it, she knew that voice anywhere. It belonged to that guy she once was about to married. Then he never showed up and she felt like an idiot thinkin she’d ever have a happy ending. Portal was too scared to turn around , she didnt want to face him. -

SP: …

He didn’t say anything but stood there silent by the pressure now. He wanted to speak but something was causing him to stop. Reaching a hand out to her, he gently placed a hand on her shoulder in a way to tell her he was really there and it wasn’t just a dream. “Portal Babe…?” He called out again. 

-The moment he touched her she turned around to see his face. She wanted to punch him but she was still frozen and didnt know how to process her feelings. She wants to ask so many questions and give him hell. She just stood there and starred at him, until finally he muttered his name-

SP: … Deadllex?

deadllex-fandom moaned: "Portal..."

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-She froze at the sound of that voice, she knew it, she knew that voice anywhere. It belonged to that guy she once was about to married. Then he never showed up and she felt like an idiot thinkin she’d ever have a happy ending. Portal was too scared to turn around , she didnt want to face him. -

SP: …

Anonymous moaned: fangirl-fandomstuck: Hi there portal ^^

SP: Hello there!

Anonymous moaned: /_/ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ I HEARD EXPLORING WHATS HAPPENING FILL ME IN -tombraider-fandom

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SP: we’re going on a motherfuckin adventure , girlfriend.

mlpfim-fandomstuck moaned: Uhhhh. I he/\rd so~me /\no~n's being me/\n to~ yo~u /\nd I just w/\nt to~ s/\y th/\t I'm sure yo~u're /\ wo~nderful f/\ndo~m /\nd yo~u deserve to~ be here.

SP: I figured it out , but thank you very much!

Anonymous moaned: you are one of the oldest fandoms in fandomstuck maybe you should leave

SP: Maybe youre right…

SP: no… NO! Youre not right! I deserve to be here just as much as everyone else! Im gonna go exploring!

Anonymous moaned: please dont cry portal <3

SP: Im fine . Please Im ok.

thiasthedark:

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mal-luck:

I love the smell of citrus in the morning.

I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful.

Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE GUY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!”

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